Hi, everyone! My name is Yael Lilienthal and I'm from the place you all go to during Winter Break to visit your grandparents (also known as South Florida), which means I don't know how to ice skate but I probably knew how to swim before you could say "Mama". I was born in Brasil (yeah, that's the real way it's spelled), and drink coconut water out of the actual coconut. I'm a sophomore studying Linguistics and Judaic Studies. My favorite U.S. president is William Howard Taft, and I believe one day we will get married. I am the world champion of a challenge I instituted after noticing that one of the tonguey-face emoticons is also winking with the eye opposite the direction of its tongue. If you don't know who I am, look down to the floor and then slowly move your head up, up, up, up... until you see a smile. Come say hi (and be prepared to show off your second-rate tonguey-winky-facey face)!